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Larry Hodges is a science fiction & fantasy writer, as well as a table tennis coach and writer. (Yes, that’s a strange combination.) This is his SF & Fantasy page; here’s his table tennis page. He’s had ten books published, including four SF & Fantasy novels/anthologies, including the SF novel "Campaign 2100: Game of Scorpions" (Jan, 2016, from World Weaver Press). He’s an active member of Science Fiction Writers of American with over 70 short story sales. His story “The Awakening” was the unanimous grand prize winner at the 2010 Garden State Horror Writers Short Story Competition. His story “Rationalized” won the November 2011 Story Quest Competition. He’s a graduate of the six-week 2006 Odyssey Writers Workshop, the 2007 Orson Scott Card Literary Boot Camp, and the two-week 2008 Taos Toolbox Writers Workshop. In the world of non-fiction, He’s a full-time writer with ten books and over 1600 published articles in over 140 different publications. He has a bachelor’s in math and a master’s in journalism, both from University of Maryland. In the world of table tennis he’s a member of the USA Table Tennis Hall of Fame (as a coach and writer) and is certified as a National Coach, the highest level.

My Short Story Writing System

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Recently I sold my 250th short story, all in the science fiction & fantasy realm. (I’ve also sold four novels.) That includes 66 “pro” sales, markets that pay at the rate SFWA sets as the pro rate, currently 8 cents/word. The sales include 195 original stories and 55 resales. I haven’t won any Hugos or Nebulas – they’re fixed, I tell ya! 🙂 – but I’m am pretty prolific at writing sellable fiction. So, what is my writing system?

I spend an inordinate amount of time at a nearby Panera’s, generally at least three hours every day. I eat breakfast at home, but most of my lunches and half my dinners are there. I also sip away at Dr Pepper when I’m there. I don’t guzzle it – one cup will last me the entire session. After years of doing this, just a taste of it and my writing brain turns on.

But my “writing” begins before I go to Panera’s. Several times a week I just sit back in my lounge chair, steno notebook in hand, and brainstorm story ideas. Sometimes I’m brainstorming new story ideas; other times I’m brainstorming for a story I already plan to write. I jot down lots of notes, primarily on the plot, characters, and my personal favorite, bits of dialogue. This latter helps me develop the characters, and often sets the high points of the story. I also think about the tone and point of view for the story. I never start writing until I have much of this developed.

To me, there are two creative stages in writing fiction. There’s the “Macro” stage, where I’m brainstorming and outlining, as described above. This is where I work out the plot, main characters, and create a short, loose outline with bullet points. The second part is the “Micro” stage, the actual writing, where I get creative in what the characters do and say, and in describing the characters and settings, and where the macro part might also change.

I’m perhaps an outlier in three areas. First, I don’t know if others do snippets of dialog for the characters in advance as I do. It helps me develop the characters Second, I hate the saying, “Character is king.” To me, Character and Idea are equal in importance. (Of course, sometimes the main idea is something about the character.) In general, the strengths of my writing are ideas, dialog, and humor – and some of that may come from my writing system. Most of my stories are either humorous or satirical, or have a humorous character or aspect. I can’t help myself. If I didn’t use at least some humor, I’d feel like a home run hitter in baseball who chooses to bunt. Third, I don’t think most writers stop every one to three paragraphs or so and go back and make sure they are “perfect.” Most focus on getting the first draft done, then go back and fix it. I prefer to do that as I go along. When I finish a draft, to me it’s already a second or third draft.

Note #17 below, “Get outside critiques.” I put most of my stories up for critique at critters.org. Since I’m a “pro” writer, my stories go up that week. Then I do a few critiques of others, and a week later, I’ll have perhaps 10-20 critiques of my story. The critiquers range a lot in experience, but what they are especially good at is finding problems. Once they are pointed out, I can fix them. They also make a lot of wording suggestions. I also get stories critiqued in other writer groups, such as at the annual “The Never-Ending Odyssey,” where graduates of the annual six-week Odyssey Science Fiction Writing program get together annually and run our own workshop. (I’m Class of 2006.)

Below is my personal writing system for short stories. I’ve been honing my “system” for many years, since my days in the Odyssey Writing Workshop. This isn’t the only way to do it, it’s just the way I do it. Some don’t outline at all, just sit down and somehow they write something sellable. Others outline in great detail. Find what works for you – but the below works for me. (I’ve done this so long that I do each of these steps automatically – I don’t need to see the below.) Enjoy!

  1. Either from sudden inspiration, brainstorming, or from an ongoing file of story ideas, choose the theme(s) and ideas to use for the story, and expand on them. This should include general ideas as well as themes, character sketches, settings, etc. Do lots of brainstorming, taking notes.
  2. Develop a flexible plot around these ideas, scene by scene. In particular make sure you know the ending so you can write to that ending.
  3. Do short character sketches for the major characters, including snippets of dialog.
  4. Decide where the story should start, the tone, and the point of view, since all are needed before you can start. These are three of the most under-rated aspects of writing.
  5. Write the story, one paragraph at a time, or sometimes a few paragraphs at a time. Reread and rewrite each paragraph or paragraphs as they are written, making sure they are “perfect” before going on, other than some descriptions that can be added later on.
  6. At the end of each scene, make sure the scene accomplished what was required.
  7. Be creative in making changes and additions to anything as the story goes on, always aiming for the planned ending – though that ending can change if you come up with a better one. If a change in the story necessitates a change in the ending, make sure you know what the new ending will be before moving on so you can write toward that new ending.
  8. Go back and work on the opening, making sure the story started at the right place and has an effective “hook” to really draw the reader into the story.
  9. Go back and flesh out each scene with any needed descriptions. Each description should add to the story in some way.
  10. Do a checklist on the following items: Good opening? Vivid, interesting characters? Vivid settings? Authentic and interesting dialogue? Strong plot? Excessive exposition? Unneeded side plots or anything else that can be cut? Satisfying ending? Does the theme come through strongly? The right point of view? Rewrite anything that needs work.
  11. Do search for problem words, such as passive verbs like “was” and “were,” words that end in “ly,” and other common problem words, such as “of,” “that,” “by,” and “very.” (Each writer should have their own list of problem words. See short book “The 10% Solution” for more on this.)
  12. Read entire story onscreen several times, making changes along the way.
  13. Wait at least one week, then read entire story onscreen several times, making changes along the way.
  14. Print out and proof, paragraph by paragraph. Read dialogue aloud. Do changes directly on the screen, or put in bullet points of things to add or work on.
  15. Give one final reading, usual from printout.
  16. Get outside critiques.
  17. Go through critiques. Make “easy” changes directly on text (such as minor wording changes or typos), and make bullet point list of other needed changes. Then go through them systematically until story seems ready.
  18. Read and make changes multiple times, first onscreen and then from printout.
  19. Create market submission plan and start submitting.
  20. Start next story!

“Amazingly Even Yet Still More Pings and Pongs” Now Available!

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My newest short story collection is out – Amazingly Even Yet Still More Pings and Pongs! Like in all my collections, each of the stories was previously sold and published, and then I collect them together in my “Pings and Pongs” series. Here’s the back cover, which describes each story. (Check back tomorrow – I plan on posting, “My Short Story Writing System.”)

“Here are 25 more stories from the Insane Mind of Larry Hodges … A rat in her cubicle hates her job – a million years from now … Can Mad Molly get a cake to Rome before DC gets nuked? … Who are those people screaming prayers in an alien’s head? … An alien invasion from a cat’s point of view … What if mathematicians completely took over baseball? … Snake-like aliens arrive and give us one hour to vacate Earth … A small, pathetic dragon is determined to back his gold … Everyone in the world is suddenly turned into frogs … After searching the galaxy for the Holy Grail, Galahad Returns … A knight and his flying unicorn steed take on a dragon … An autistic music-loving killer whale ghost haunts a cemetery … The universe literally does revolve around this teenaged girl … A paranoid hermit crab vows vengeance on the world … The thoughts of an AI as it guides a nuclear bomb to a city … A woman breaking glass ceiling in the field of world domination … A human writer and an AI go head-to-head trying to sell a story … And more!”

“Cats and Bats” Now Available!

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My new short story collection is out! Cats and Bats has five stories that feature cats, and five that feature baseball. All are in the science fiction & fantasy genre. From the back cover:

“In Larry Hodges’s wonderfully unhinged world, a president’s pet saves the world, enhanced cats conquer humanity, baseball players sell their souls for stardom, and mathematicians and a mummy take over baseball. Equal parts sci-fi, fantasy, satire, and sheer lunacy—these five cat and five baseball stories will have you laughing, cringing, and wondering what on earth (or beyond) comes next.”

Here are short descriptions of each story.

Cats

  • First Cat” – It’s up to the President’s temporarily super-intelligent cat to save the world from inter-dimensional invaders.
  • The Schrödinger’s Cats Fight Back” – Schrödinger’s Cat, the Cheshire Cat, Puss-in-Boots, and the ghost of Socks rebel against man’s inhumanity to cats.
  • Old Tuna” – An alien invasion from the point of view of an oblivious house cat.
  • Thank You, Miss Kittykat!” – Genetically enhanced cats win the war against humans and dogs and rule over their human and canine pets.
  • Follow the Broken Cat” – A small-time criminal follows a black cat that has literally been broken in two. Bad things happen.

Bats

  • Soul Testing in Major League Baseball” – Major league baseball players illegally sell their souls to Satan to become stars.
  • Mathball” – A madcap future where mathematicians have completely taken over baseball.
  • Mummy at the Bat” – Can a mummy play major league baseball?
  • The Pushovers of Galactic Baseball Fame” – Professional baseball in the galaxy compete to be the worst.
  • Manbat and Robin” – Can a bat be a superhero, and stop the Punner, the Puzzler, and the nefarious Puffin?

This is my 24th book – here are links to all of them. They make excellent Christmas presents! All ten stories were sold and published in various magazines, and are now collected here in one volume.

I have three upcoming books:

  • Jan. 1, 2026, “Amazingly Even Yet Still More Pings and Pongs,” the sixth book in my general short story collections, with 20 more of my short stories. (I use “Pings and Pongs” as a name for my general short story collections, even though they are not primarily table tennis.)
  • March, 2026: “Ping Pong Paddles Can’t Talk!” – children’s picture book that introduces kids to table tennis, with a boy playing in his first tournament and dealing with nerves, the tournament director, referee, a girl who is really good . . . and his talking ping-pong paddle!
  • April, 2026 – “Even Yet Still More Table Tennis Tips” – the Fifth in my “Tips” series, with another 150 tips.

Recent Sales and Publications

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I’ve gotten lazy and haven’t blogged recently, not even about sales and publications. I’ll try to keep up from now on! So far this year I’ve sold 20 short stories. I’ve had 24 published, with three more scheduled to come out in December, so it should be 27 for the calendar year. This makes a total of 247 short story sales, including 65 “pro” sales (meaning they pay a minimum of 8 cents/word). Below are publications and sales from November.

I plan on blogging more often now, including blogs about writing technique and interesting happenings, as well as politics. (I will do a blog early next year on “My Writing System.”)

The Schrödinger’s Cats Fight Back” came out Dec. 16 in New Myths Magazine, and you can read it on screen. It’s the story of four cats that rebel against man’s inhumanity to cats, in particular their Schrödinger’s Cat experiments, where the cat dies 50% of the time. The four are Schrödinger’s Cat herself, Inky; the Cheshire Cat; Puss-in-Boots; and the ghost of Socks, the former pet of the Clintons at the White House. The four (aided by the Egyptian cat goddess Bastet) overcome scientists, the Secret Service, and the doggedly pursuing Pavlov’s Dog as they invade the White House in their caper to extract ultimate revenge on humanity.

The Time and Place of the Invasion” came out Nov. 9 in Black Cat Weekly. It’s a dark and humorous story that takes place on June 4, 1944, a few days before the Normandy invasion. German physicists Dr. Werner Heisenberg and Dr. Erwin Schrödinger are summoned by Hitler. One of them knows the time of the invasion, the other the place of the invasion, and Hitler demands they tell him both. However, as the physicists explain to him, if he were to know the time and the place at the same time, very bad things will happen. (Yes, it’s a play on the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.)

Three Wishes of a Dead Man . . . Served Hot” came out Nov. 12 in Ancestral Recall #4 from Ahoy Comics. (Here’s the Amazon link.) An aging physicist, now on his deathbed, had once struggled to solve the secrets of the universe, with help from a genie – but others kept publishing first. Now he’s out for revenge.

The Crab and the Cambrian Ghost” came out Nov. 28 in Murderfish: An Aquatic Anthology from Wonderbird Press. A paranoid hermit crab believes the world is out to get him and vows vengeance – and then he inadvertently frees a ghostly nautilus. All heck breaks loose!

I sold “Postmaster God” to Ahoy Comics on Dec. 11. While they primarily do comics, they print a short story at the end of each comic. Hermes, the Greek Messenger God, is now Henry, and Postmaster General of the US, in charge of the US Postal system. The system is losing money, so he supplements it as a professional football and baseball player (he’s easily the best), as well as from sponsorships after sweeping the track events at the Olympics. But they need more money, and so Henry has to find more revenue sources – and, against his better judgement, goes down a dark path.

I sold “The Red Patrol” to Black Cat Weekly on Dec. 6. Two army patrols battle on a checkerboard as they try to figure out the rules of the battlefield and contemplate the futility of it all, and wonder why there are voices and giant, ugly hands coming out of the sky.

I sold “Trump Administration Job Application” to the More Alternative Liberties anthology from B-Cubed Press in November. The title tells you all you need to know about the story!

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Are You Okay With a Trump Dictatorship?

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Many would say that the two and a half century American experiment in democracy has been pretty successful. Are you okay with replacing it with a Trump dictatorship?

Let’s look at what we could be facing.

If Trump wins the 2024 presidential election, this means lower Democratic turnout and higher Republican turnout. Result – Republicans will likely have majority control of both the House (where they currently have a majority) and Senate (where Democrats currently have a one-seat majority but have to defend 23 seats to the Republican’s 10). 

So, Trump will have the presidency; Republicans will control both houses of congress; and five of the nine Supreme Court Justices are essentially Trump supporters (three that he appointed, plus Alito and Thomas).

In the Senate, there’s the filibuster rule, where you need sixty votes to pass anything. Except … that can change with a simple majority vote. Both parties, to date, have toyed with but refrained from pulling the so-called “Nuclear Option” and ending the filibuster rule. They know that if they do this, it’s just a matter of time before the other side gets a majority.

On July 29, 2017, Trump tweeted, “The very outdated filibuster rule must go. Budget reconciliation is killing R’s in Senate. Mitch M, go to 51 Votes NOW and WIN. IT’S TIME!” Then-Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell refused the Nuclear Option, but Senate Republicans who are willing to stand up to Trump – and face likely defeat in Republican Primaries – are long gone. Say goodbye to the filibuster rule. (Yes, Kamala Harris has said she’d support ending the filibuster rule for one issue – Roe v. Wade protections. If so, she would not be using it for the reasons Trump would likely use it, i.e., personal power, and she’s unlikely to have a majority in the Senate anyway.)

So, Trump would have control of both houses, with only a simple majority needed to pass anything. (Yes, Republicans held both houses while Trump was president in 2017-2018, but Trump didn’t yet have the hold on the party that he does now, a Justice Department that would do his bidding, or a near rubber-stamp Supreme Court.) Even worse, with Republicans doing whatever he asks, he’ll be able to coerce congress into putting even more power in the hands of the president.

Does the German Enabling Act of 1933 sound familiar? 

Learning from his first term, Trump would almost certainly appoint absolute loyalists as head of the Justice Department and FBI, and a Republican congress would rubber-stamp them. (Even if they didn’t, he’d just appoint “acting” directors, as he did in his first term.) The Supreme Court has ruled that a president can’t be prosecuted for “official acts” – again, Germany’s 1933 Enabling Act comes to mind. With control of the House, Trump won’t be impeached again. (Even if he were, they’d need two-thirds majority to indict in the Senate. No chance of getting enough Republicans willing to end their political careers by voting to indict. Dead on arrival.)

Trump could have his Justice Department arrest Biden, Obama, Clinton, and round up anyone else he considers an enemy on “trumped-up” charges. Or order fraudulent tax audits. Or any of the myriad ways a president, without checks and balances, might seek revenge. What would stop him from harassing, even arresting members of the so-called “lamestream media” that often opposes him and keeps the public updated on the facts? Do you think his supporters would object to that? Trump hates the people they hate, and so do you think they’ll complain if Trump falsely punishes those people? What possible mechanism could stop it? Impeachment and Indictment are off the table. He’d have a free hand to enact the very revenge he has so often promised on so many.

“But he won’t go after us!” his supporters would say. This is how dictator wannabes get their supporters to accept them as dictators, by going after their joint “enemies.” It never ends well.

Trump’s followers have long believed or gone along with his many lies. Remember what Voltaire wrote: “Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” Remember what happened after the Germany’s Enabling Act.

How do we know Trump would seek such revenge? Because he has promised it over and over in rallies and texts. He’s even said he’d appoint a special prosecutor to go after Biden and his family, and that prosecutor would be selected by his Justice Department, i.e., by Trump himself. He has called for Hillary Clinton and others to be locked up. But don’t expect him to stop there – he has a long list of supposed grievances, which he’s very vocal about, and recently said revenge can be justified. Suffice to quote from a speech in 2011: “Get even with people. If they screw you, screw them back ten times as hard. I really believe it.” He reiterated this in 2023, saying, “If you go after me, I’m coming after you!” He’s made dozens of similar statements. If reelected, he’d be in position to do so.

Worst of all, he’d control future presidential elections. Guess who’d preside over the results in the Republican-controlled Senate in the 2028 presidential election? Yes, Vice President Vance, who’s already said he wouldn’t have sanctioned the 2020 election results. (He wouldn’t be on the ticket otherwise.) All he and Trump have to do is once again allege fraud (so Senate Republicans can rationalize rejecting the results), again bring in their own electors (with Trump supporters already taking over many state election boards), and they “win,” no matter the real result. Their Republican base, now essentially a Trump cult, already believes the 2020 election was rigged (because Trump and his sycophants told them so), despite the lack of evidence and losing all 60+ court cases on this, most with Republican judges, many with Trump-appointed judges – about half of them thrown out by judges because of lack of evidence. Why would they doubt it this time?

And, of course, Trump needs to be president to stay out of prison. Once out of office he faces a lot of criminal cases. How far would he go to avoid this?

Even the Supreme Court can’t stop him. Putting aside that five are essentially Trump loyalists, remember that the Supreme Court in 1832 ruled that President Andrew Jackson couldn’t relocate Cherokee Indians (Worcester vs. Georgia). He simply ignored it and went ahead and did so – see “Trail of Tears” – correctly realizing the Supreme Court couldn’t enforce it, and that congress wouldn’t impeach him.

Guess who Trump has called his favorite president?

How would this not be a Trump dictatorship? Remember that laws and even Supreme Court rulings are meaningless if there’s no way of enforcing them. (Ask the Cherokees about this.) If Trump is elected president again, perhaps the only thing stopping a Trump dictatorship would be if Trump magnanimously chooses to give up such power. Do you believe he would do that?

On July 26, 2024, Trump said, “You won’t have to (vote) anymore” and “In four years, you don’t have to vote again.” Yes, he said this. And who are the leaders around the world that Trump regularly admires? Autocrats such as Putin, Xi, Kim, Erdoğan, and Orban.

He’s even said he’d be a dictator on his first day back as president. How many dictators willingly give up power?

Am I assuming the worst of Trump? Yes – but that doesn’t matter. What matters is whether we really want to put Trump or any other potential megalomanic president in a position where they could, if they choose, become a dictator and end our democracy.

The Founding Fathers understood the value of checks and balances, and so should we.

Some might argue that our democracy has survived this long, and expect that it will survive Trump, despite the unique situation we face. That’s the famous last words of every democracy that turned into a dictatorship and didn’t see it coming. Russia says hello.

Trump is a unique danger in that his cult followers support him no matter what he does, potentially putting incredible power in the hands of the most narcissistic and dishonest president this country has ever had. As Trump said, “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters.” (And he didn’t lose any voters by saying that or any of the huge number of other controversial statements, insults, and tens of thousands of documented lies.) This makes it clear what we are up against. It’s an existential threat.

Many of his followers likely want a Trump dictatorship – though they wouldn’t call it that. They believe he’d remake America in that vague “Make America Great Again” image in their heads that he’s sold them on. Many would love to see Trump take revenge on his enemies, who they see as their own enemies – liberals, Democrats, the mainstream media, and the long list of others that Trump demonizes, i.e., anyone that opposes him. Trump’s followers may be surprised and dismayed at the actual result. How many dictatorships have worked out for the good of that country? Perhaps they should google the famous “First they came for…” quote from pastor Martin Niemöller.

So … are you okay with a Trump dictatorship?

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Review of Joker: Folie à Deux

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It was an excellent 80-minute movie. The problem was that it was 138 minutes long. They tried to make it half drama, half musical, but the musical aspect mostly didn’t work, and seemed forced. That’s the  primary reason I think it’s getting such bad reviews. I watched in a nearly empty theater, and halfway through, during another pointless song and dance routine, two different groups walked out, leaving just two of us in the theater to watch the rest.

How did I survive? By pretending the musical sequences were just commercials, and so wait them out until we get back to the good stuff. During one of the musical numbers I actually scribbled some notes on a notepad for a story I’m writing.

I see what they tried to do with this movie, and it was a worthy attempt. If you look at great movies that had great sequels – The Godfather, Terminator, Alien, original Star Wars, and so on – the one thing all had in common is they brought in the best of the first movie plus something new. In this sequel, a primary “something new” they brought in were all the musical sequences – way too many of them. Some were real, while others took place only in the fantasy mind of Joker, i.e., Arthur Fleck, played by Joaquin Phoenix.

The sequel already had two new things. In the first movie, which I really liked, we got to know the sad-sack Arthur and his horrible life, and his descent into insanity. The movie had eleven Academy Award Nominations, and won two – Phoenix for Best Actor in a Leading Role, and, ironically, Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures (Original Score). The sequel almost entirely takes place in a prison asylum and in court, which was new, and Arthur’s terrible life continues there – those scenes I found interesting as he adjusted to his new life, along with the breakout courtroom scenes, where many of the surviving characters from the first movie were brought back to testify.

The other big addition is Lady Gaga as Harleen “Lee” Quinzel, i.e., Harley Quinn. She was basically a Joker and musical groupie, and love interest. As a character, she was pretty good – the “Folie à Deux” from the title is French for “madness for two,” and she was quite mad with her obsession with and devotion to Joker. But she wasn’t as big a standout as the hyper-energized, bubbly Margot Robbie was in the role. However, overall, the strange prison romance between the two worked for the movie except when they went to the musical numbers – which was essentially every time. That’s why they hired Lady Gaga for the part! Imagine all the best scenes in your favorite movie, and in the middle of each one someone pulls out a blackboard and for three minutes scratches their fingernails across it. That’s what much of it was like.

Two of the musical sequences really worked, and if they’d dropped all the rest and went with these two standouts, it could have been a really nice movie. The first took place when Arthur and a group of prisoners and guards are watching the news on TV and District Attorney Harvey Dent says he’s going for the death penalty for Arthur. The prisoners and guards begin making fun of him. How does Arthur react? Out of the blue, he breaks into song, and in that situation, it was creepy and worked, reminiscent of the out-of-the-blue dancing scene in the first movie. The other took place in court, when Arthur has just had his whole imaginary world burst open and he’s at his lowest point, and a witness is saying he lives in an imaginary world. Arthur’s response? You guessed it, a great song and dance sequence in the courtroom that takes place entirely in Arthur’s imaginary world, showing what he wants to do. That might have been the best scene in the movie. Then the scene closes, and we’re back to poor Arthur drearily sitting in court, forced to hear more statements from witnesses.

If the movie had only stuck to drama, with those two sequences, it could have been a near-classic. However, there were two other problems.

First, if you take out the musical sequences, the movie would be rather short. But that’s easily fixed. There’s only one prisoner that Arthur really interacts with. Why not have him and Arthur concoct an escape plan (along with Harley Quinn) that almost works? Or something like that. Or, better still, they could use the extra time to resolve the courtroom letdown scene, which is the second problem.

That second problem is that there’s a big letdown in one of the last courtroom scenes that I can’t go into without spoiling the movie. The letdown only works if they either resolve it in the final third of the movie (which they didn’t), or by having a third Joker movie that resolves this letdown. That probably won’t happen now due to the lower ratings and ticket sales for this one.

This one ended with a rather downbeat resolution for Joker that could be the end . . . but it left it open for a possible third movie. From a cinematic point of view, imagine if they had done the original two Star Wars movies (now #4 and #5), and stopped. Then Luke’s final confrontation with Darth Vader would be in #5, “The Empire Strikes Back,” where he loses his hand, and at the end of the movie the bad guys are on top. All this is resolved in the sequel, “Return of the Jedi.” That type of resolution was needed in this movie, either in the final third, or in a third movie.

Overall, I don’t regret seeing this movie, but there’s nearly an hour of my life I’ll never get back. But now I can replay those musical numbers in my mind whenever I need to get to sleep.

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Dialogue and Sales and Publications, Oh My!

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larry-balticon-2022smI wonder if I’m the only writer who tends to write snippets of dialogue before starting on a story? I find it helps in developing the characters and setting the tone of the story. For example, in my novel “Campaign 2100: Game of Scorpions,” there were four main characters. One of them was Feodora Zubkov, a general from Russia who was being recruited to run for vice president of Earth. When she is first introduced she has just come out of a negotiating meeting. Long before I wrote the scene, I wrote:

“Hello, dahlings,” Feodora said.
“How go the Korean non-destruction talks?” Toby asked.
“Like igloo in a room full of hot air,” Feodora said.

From that, I realized she was dryly sarcastic and impatient with bureaucracy and politics. And from there on, her character came alive. When she orders brandied corn cabbage for lunch, everyone copies her and orders the same thing.

“We figured that if you ordered it, it must be good,” Toby said.
“I hate brandied corn cabbage,” she said. “Tastes like rotting tomatoes. But rest of menu taste like wet dog.”

Her whole character came alive from these snippets of dialog – and they were written literally months before the rest of the scene was written. But I then wrote the scene knowing exactly what Feodora was like and had great fun coming up with the rest of her dialogue – which, once I put myself into her character, she was surprisingly easy to write throughout the novel. She became the breakout character.

I’ve had a bunch of recent sales and publications, including an incredible sequence of three (or four?) days in a row with a sale. (The streak ended yesterday. But that makes 205 sales, including 53 to “Pro” markets that pay at least 8 cents/word.)

  • May 30: I sold “The Annual Albert Einstein Race to the End of Time” to Flash Fiction Magazine.
  • May 31: I sold “The Heist of Humanity” to Flame Tree (a “Pro” market), which should come out any day now in the Flame Tree June Newsletter. They’re a pro-paying publication.
  • June 1: I sold “Tooth Apocalypse” to Dragon Soul Press for their upcoming Apocalypse anthology.
  • June 2: a “Pro” market requested a partial rewrite of “The Bloody Shooting War on the Purple Senate Floor.” This usually means a sale, pending the successful rewrite. (Alas, I can’t give out the name of the publication at this time.)

I’ve also had a slew of stories published recently or upcoming, including:

  • June 1: The anthology Madam President came out from B-Cubed Press, which includes my story, “You Are President, Madam President.”
  • June 15: “First Galactic Table Tennis Championships,” from New Myths, a 10,000-word novelette.
  • Thank You Miss Kittykat!”, Amazing Stories, scheduled June, 2024
  • Don’t Look!”, Sci-Phi Journal, scheduled June, 2024.
  • Small Step,” Abyss & Apex, scheduled July 1, 2024.
  • Seven other sold stories without publication dates yet. This includes the long-titled “Two Democratic Civilizations Passing in the Twilight of the Boondocks of the Galaxy” to Ahoy Comics (a pro-paying publication), and the even longer titled but gimmicky story I have in the upcoming “Alternate Leadership” anthology from B-Cubed Press, which is a three-word story with a 630-word title!

I had four stories published in March, including three that are online so you can read immediately.

  • Confederate Cavalry on a Plane,” Metastellar, 4400 words.
    A physics professor and his student on a passenger plane argue about the possibility of infinite alternate universes, while being robbed blind by a bratty kid. The professor bets the student that even the most unlikely event possible must happen, leading to three very confused Confederate Cavalry charging down the aisle of the plane.
  • The Personary,” New Myths, a quick 500-word read.
    If a person goes to the library to read books, where does a book go to get a person to read it? Why, the Personary! And what if adventurous books have to avoid bullying books to get to the Personary?
  • A Tale of One City,” Flash Fiction Magazine, 1000 words.
    It’s sort of a takeoff of “A Tale of Two Cities” by Charles Dickens and the short story “Harrison Bergeron” by Kurt Vonnegut. A developing writer starts a mass movement that worships averageness, and condemns all that is great or poor – but runs into the problem of how to grow a mass movement that condemns your very success in doing so.
  • Eternity and the Devil,” The Devil You Know anthology, 5300 words.
    A physicist sells his soul he can solve the Grand Unified Theory, which he uses to greatly benefit mankind – he’s a good guy. When the Devil shows up and takes him to Hell, the scientist escapes into the future in a time machine – and with numerous stops, goes a trillion years into the future, pursued by the Devil. At each stop, he is surrounded by billions of systematically tortured souls in Hell – including his long-suffering girlfriend, who he is determined to save.

And now it’s off to read and critique stories for the upcoming nine-day “The Never-Ending Odyssey” writing workshop for Odyssey grads, which I’ll be attending for the 15th time (along with the initial six-week workshop in 2006) in Manchester, NH, July 19-27 – I’ll write more about that next time.

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Writing and Selling and Panera’s, Oh My!

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It’s been a busy year so far, between writing, rewriting, submitting stories, and the nine-day “The Never-Ending Odyssey” science fiction writing workshop (TNEO, July 21-29).

I have this strange routine where I go to Panera’s almost every day for lunch and spend the afternoon there writing and sipping Dr Pepper. Sometimes I stay for dinner. But the routine works – I get a lot of writing done, both science fiction & fantasy, and my other writing topic, the Olympic sport of table tennis. (I’m currently alternating between writing SF and writing, “Table Tennis Doubles for Champions.” I’m in the US Table Tennis Hall of Fame as a coach and writer.)

I’ve had an even ten stories sold or published so far this year. (I have five others that are currently “finalists” – in fact, I’d have written this blog a while ago except I’ve been anxiously awaiting the final word on some of them – but decided I couldn’t wait any longer. But two of them are big markets!!!) The ones sold or published this year are:

  • “First Galactic Table Tennis Championships” (10,000 words!) to New Myths
  • War Around the Clock” to Bullet Points, published in August
  • “Spiders Under My Skin” to October Screams anthology, published in September
  • “Drip” to Ahoy Comics, published in August
  • Consecutive Terms” to Martian Magazine, published in September
  • “The Whaler and the Whale” to Shacklebound Short Horror Stories
  • “Battle in the Ballot Box” to Sci-Phi Journal
  • “A God of One and Zeroes” to Storia
  • “Super Rex” to Storia
  • “You Are President, Madam President” to Madam President anthology, coming in October

Since January I’ve written over twenty stories. Three of my favorites were critiqued at TNEO, and are all now making the rounds:

  • Two Dreams: Dr. King and the Alien. An upbeat alien makes first contact during the 1963 March on Washington, during King’s “I have a dream” speech.
  • Bullet Time. You’re a bank teller, there’s a robbery, and the robber shoots you – but time slows down, and it takes five days for the bullet to reach you. Except you are trapped in your body, which is also slowed down, and so you can’t get out of the way! And then something shows up…
  • Connoisseur of Cambrian Cooking. A woman travels 500 million years into the past to the Cambrian – but her time machine’s battery is dead and she’s stuck there. There’s no edible food, and yet she survives – how?

I often work on multiple stories at the same time, going from one to another. I currently have five in various stages. My favorite is probably “Mathball,” a satirical future where mathematicians on the field have completely taken over baseball!

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Latest Happenings

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larry-balticon-2022smHere are the latest updates!

I just finished my 13th “The Never-Ending Odyssey” science fiction & fantasy writing workshop, July 22-30. It’s for graduates of the six-week Odyssey science fiction & fantasy writing workshop. I’m class of ’06. During the workshop we critiqued each other’s work, ran “master” classes, did readings, and had various problem-solving and plotting meetings. I’m finalizing three new stories that were critiqued there.

My novel, “Campaign 2100: Game of Scorpions,” will be reprinted this fall by Phoenix Pick, the Science Fiction and Fantasy imprint of Arc Manor Publishers. More on that as the publication date approaches!

Here I am at Balticon in May during a book signing. Yes, I’m wearing a “Baby Yoda playing table tennis” shirt. I was on several panels.

From Aug. 4-7, I’ll be in Houston doing coverage (and playing in!) the 2022 World Hardbat Table Tennis Championships. (Here’s my article on it.) Then I have three weeks of vacation. From Aug. 8-11 I’ll be touring Houston (NASA Spaceflight Center) and San Antonio (The Alamo, Riverwalk) in Texas. Then I fly to Mexico City for a 15-day guided tour of Mexico, Aug. 13-27, that focuses on historical sites. It’s going to be fun and exhausting, and I will almost certainly come back with all sorts of story ideas, probably featuring Aztecs.

I keep close track of my writing stats. As of Aug. 1, I have 17 books and 2110 published articles in 177 different publications, including 133 short story sales. (175 if you include 42 resales.) My books are roughly evenly spit between science fiction/fantasy and the Olympic Sport of Table Tennis. But the great bulk of my published articles are table tennis – 1853 to be exact. I also have over 1900 blog entries, mostly in my table tennis blog. I’m a member of the USA Table Tennis Hall of Fame, and as I like to brag, I’m the best table tennis player in Science Fiction Writers of America (membership ~2000), and the best science fiction writer in USA Table Tennis (membership ~10,000)!!! If you think about this, it doesn’t mean much.

I’ve had five science fiction & fantasy stories published so far this year.

  1. Four Score and Seven Years of the End of America: A Bibliography,” Daily Science Fiction, June 9, 2022
  2. Prototype Solar System with Strings Attached,” Galaxy’s Edge, May/June 2022
  3. Madam Hitler,” New Myths, March 15, 2022
  4. Releasing Hitler,” Metastellar, July 11, 2022 (reprint)
  5. Death Message,” Martian Magazine, March 7, 2022 (drabble)

I’ve sold eleven science fiction & fantasy stories so far this year. That makes a total of 14 forthcoming stories, I think a new record! 🙂

  1. “Soul Testing in Major League Baseball” to Daily Science Fiction
  2. “Packing List for the Invasion” to Daily Science Fiction
  3. “The Vampire on the Tesserect Wall” to Dark Matter Magazine
  4. “Rationalized” to the Flame Tree Compelling SF anthology
  5. “Christmas Interrupted” to the Flame Tree Christmas Gothic anthology
  6. “Interview with Mister Plub” to Post Roe Alternatives
  7. “Ten Songs of Halloween” to  the Alternative Holidays anthology
  8. “New Year’s Skeleton” to Dire Dark
  9. “Small Step” to Abyss & Apex
  10. “A Grand Canyon of Lions” to Martian Magazine
  11. “Death Message” to Martian Magazine

Are you a wannabe writer? This is from a while ago, but here’s 50 Writing Quotes by Larry Hodges – funny and inspirational!

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2021: SF Writing Year in Review

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larry-capclave2021-lgBut for me, it was a pretty good year. I sold 15 stories and had ten published. Strange thing about the ten published is that two were in November and five in December, so it was a bottom-heavy year. (Altogether, I’ve sold 124 short stories, including an even 40 at SFWA “pro” markets, six of them last year.) One nice breakthrough – for some reason, I’d never been able to sell anything to Daily Science Fiction. But I ended the year with two consecutive sales to them, in Nov. and Dec., which should come out sometime this year. Here are the stories I sold or published 2021, with the word count in parenthesis:

  1. Global Warming is a Hoax Said the Alien in the Spare Bedroom (3200) to Galaxy’s Edge
  2. Prototype Solar System with Strings Attached (1100) to Galaxy’s Edge
  3. Soul Testing in Major League Baseball (1300) to Daily Science Fiction
  4. Four Score and Seven Years of the End of America: A Bibliography (350) to Daily Science Fiction
  5. Madam Hitler (6900) to New Myths
  6. Love Drops (1100) New Myths; published Dec 2021
  7. The Annual Times Square Paint Dry (150) to Stupefying Stories; published Dec 2021
  8. The Devil’s Backbone (7000) to Alternative Deathiness; published Dec 2021
  9. Space Force: First Victory (900) to Alternative Space Forces; published Dec 2021
  10. Space Force: The Poem (300) to Alternative Space Forces; published Dec 2021
  11. The Purple Rose of Retribution (5500) to Utopia Science Fiction; published Nov 2021
  12. Ninety-Nine Sextillion Souls in a Ball (3600) to Dark Matter; published Nov 2021
  13. Nanogod (4600) to Dark Matter; published May 2021
  14. Galactic He-Men and Cheating Camels (100) to Martian Magazine; published May 2021
  15. The Pushovers of Galactic Baseball Fame (1000) to Paper Butterfly Flash Fiction; published Feb 2021

I had another story coming out in 2021, “The Vampire on the Tesseract Wall (3900), at Amazing Stories, but they went into limbo. They paid me a $116 “kill” fee, and the story is back on the market. (What happens when 4-D beings import living creatures from Earth as decorations for their wall – but mistakenly take a vampire? It’s a mixture of SF and fantasy.)

I am pretty prolific. On Jan. 1, when a number of markets opened, I submitted a bunch of stories. My current count is 42 stories in submission (some markets allow multiple submissions); 45 stories on hold waiting for markets; ten stories that are “finalized” but waiting to be critiqued at critters.org and/or TNEO (which I’ll be attending this summer for the 14th time, including eleven years in a row); and 16 stories that I’ve started, some almost done, some I might not get back to.

But I spend a LOT of time on each of these stories. Each goes through multiple drafts. I’ll spend a lot of time writing it, then put it aside. Later, I’ll go over it again with a fresh mind, and do major rewriting. Then I put it aside again, and come back to it later with a fresh mind, and then “finalize” it. Then I send it in for critiquing at critters.org, along with three that go to TNEO.

I attended one workshop and only two SF conventions in 2021, the least I’ve been to since 2005.

  • Balticon (May 28-30)
  • Capclave (Oct. 1-3)
  • TNEO workshop (July 23-31)

It’s been a busy year outside SF as well. As some may know, I’m also a professional table tennis coach and writer. (Of my 17 books, nine are on table tennis, one is a travel book, the rest F&SF. As I often jokingly tell people, I’m the best table tennis player in SFWA, and the best SF writer in USATT!) I did a lot of traveling for table tennis last year, including coaching USA Junior Teams in major events in Ecuador and Jordan:

  • 29-30: Coached Maryland Junior Team at the Ohio Open.
  • 12-14: Coached Maryland Junior Team at the Wasserman Ohio Junior Championships.
  • 16-18: Coached Maryland Junior Team at the Cary Open in Cary, NC.
  • June 3-6: Coached Maryland Junior Team at the USA Under 15 and Under 19 Junior Team Trials in Milpitas, CA.
  • June 18-20: Coached Maryland Junior Team at the USA Under 11, Under 13, and Under 17 Junior Team Trials in Westchester, NY.
  • July 4-9: Coached Maryland Junior Team at the USA Nationals in Las Vegas.
  • 5: Coached Maryland Junior Team at the Westchester Teams in NY.
  • 10-28: Coached USA Junior Team in Cuenca, Ecuador, at an international camp and three tournaments in 19 days. The first event was the Pan Am Hopes Championships, for the best players in North and Latin America under age 12. The player I coached, Ryan Lin, was seeded sixth but came in second! This qualified him for the World Hopes in Jordan. I also coached the Under 13 Boys’ team at the Pan Am Youth Championships and the ITTF Contender Open, where they won a bunch of medals.
  • 26-28: Coached the Maryland Junior Team at the North American Team Championships in Washington DC.
  • 8-15: Coached USA Junior Team in Amman, Jordan, at the World Hopes Camp and Tournament (for the best players in the world under age 12). The player I coached, Ryan Lin, finished 7th – in the world – and is now on the World Hopes Team (top ten in the world).
  • 17-22: Coached Maryland Team at the US Open in Las Vegas. Also played in Hardbat Singles, where (shockingly for my age) I made the final (I’ve won it twice), and winning Hardbat Doubles for the 14th time. (Most events are with “sponge” rackets; hardbat is a separate event where players use old-style pimpled rubber without sponge. I normally play and coach with sponge but do hardbat as well.)

The most irritating to happen to me in 2021 (besides the obvious) was that the World Science Fiction Convention was held right next door to me in Washington DC (30 min away), Dec. 15-19, but I had to miss it as I was coaching, back to back, in Amman, Jordan and then Las Vegas – and trying to adjust to the ten-hour time difference!!!

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